Mooch T Monkey

actor, musician, artist, cuddler, future ruler of the world.

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

Hello friends, long time no tweet! I'm now on the Instagram. You can find me @ moochTmonkey :D

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

I'm at an airport. I wonder if I'll be able to fly a plane.

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@avonwy @lilyfantastico hey! I have impeccable hygiene!!! *shuffles off grumbling*

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

If a polar bear farts, does it show in the air like breath?

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

I wonder how many sweets I can buy now with my winnings...

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

Guess who won the bet? MEEEEEEE! :D

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@avonwy okay, I do the googly translate thingamajig :D

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@avonwy hurrah! 1.5, 2, and 3lbs are taken. Also 2g (the old man is even naughtier than me). What will you go with? :D

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

We are betting on how much weight my human has lost this week, who wants in? The stake is 10p.

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@avonwy The big fat lump sat on me!!!

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@thisbear oh dear, I bet you help her a lot. You're a very good companion to her! Human hot water bottles are the best! :D

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

Uh oh! I think I might be grounded now. *kicks phone away* if it's not near me, maybe she'll believe that I didn't say anything naughty.

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@thisbear hello Bear! The human finally let me on here. No idea why she's such a hog, I've seen her twitter, utterly dull! How are you? :)

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@avonwy how can you say that when you've seen her on person? :P

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@avonwy hehe, you think I'm cute! :D

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

Might ask my human to take me outside tonight to see if a-roarer boris-walrus can be seen from here.

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

Hehe, I have a new hat. Do you guys like it?

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

@thisbear thank you, that's very kind of you both! :)

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

I ate a whole Flump. I think now I have marshmallow poisoning... Send help in the form of cuddles!

[Mooch T Monkey @moochtmonkey]

I should complain to the super monkey sidekick union, but they don't answer my calls anymore.