yogi 💫

what's serotonin? idk her

[Neet @neet_sol]

A 9-5 job will have you sitting there thinking shit like “I hate people who laugh”

[SARA ᥫ᭡ MET THEO!!! @th1isismetrying]

i’m actually so dumb i didn’t even notice the date… i hate myself

[I am kerubo 🇰🇪 @KeruboAnyega315]

Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

having autism is so funny because after EVERY conversation i still walk away like oh i was supposed to ask them more questions back wasn’t i

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

If VAT on public school fees is 'class war', what is the right name for 8% interest on student loans?

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Whenever someone tells me they used ChatGPT

[Melissa Sigodo @melissasigodo]

The DWP spent over £50k to try & stop the release of a review following the death of Errol Graham, 57, a disabled man who starved to death when his benefits were wrongly stopped. His body was found weighing 4.5 stone when bailiffs came to evict him. https://t.co/Wh1POpx8ex

[Melissa Sigodo @melissasigodo]

When you think you’ve heard it all

[john whitelaw @johnwhi20764601]

If pensioners who get 12k per year are considered too well off to receive the winter fuel allowance, shouldn't MP's on 96k per year be considered too rich to receive housing, heating, travel, and meal subsidies?

[Anti @Unc1eAnt]

Kicking someone in the head when they’re on the floor is a clear disregard to their life and you should end up in prison whatever the context.

[Sophie Lewis @reproutopia]

Duolingo foments class consciousness

[danny @d4nnytye]

actually mental how i spent my entire teenage years going “ummm if you don’t care about politics you are Part Of The Problem sweetie😊” n then did a whole degree in politics and now i would rather give myself a root canal than consume anything related to parliamentary politics

[yogi 💫 @moodley_txt]

Does he even want to win the election at this point?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says he will bring back National Service if Tories win general election

Read more 🔗

https://t.co/fk4sXewTOk

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

When your card declines at therapy so they bring out the guy you technically didn’t date

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm