🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀

I am here for chaos. and chaos only.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

Yoooo. The guy I saw briefly earlier this year just got his new gfs initial tattooed on him. I dodged a mother fucking bullet. Omg. 🤣💀

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

👏DO👏NOT👏LET👏THIS👏STORY👏DIE👏

Texas Attorney General, and now Republican nominee for the Texas Senate Ken Paxton gave his friend 28 days in jail after he repeatedly raped a young boy.

He does not have to register as a sex offender.

He didn’t even lose his license to practice law.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

My FWB is so good to me bro. Like. Princess treatment. 😮‍💨

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@dylmichaelc

[Jacked Daniels @jackeddaniels91]

If you find out lemme know.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

If a man has nasty feet. I just know he doesn't properly wash his butthole. 🙅🏻‍♀️

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@somethings_awry Welcome! 🤗

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

Obsession is such a good movie. Omg.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

Toothpaste is soap for your mouth.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

My grandparents house is just full of bullshit. 12 billion different candles never used, china sets never used, garage packed with shit, it's a nightmare 😭😂

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@knucklexdragger

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@kyylien No

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

Finally getting tested soon for this after years and years of explaining to doctors. Woof.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly haťe how ADHD has been sensationalized as the fun mental illness but having it literally feels like walking around with some very specific kind of dementia that is actively ruining your life at every step and the culprit is always you.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

When

[Littlenutsac 🤡 @littlenutsac_]

I planted her apple tree

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@Heavy_Bound

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@knucklexdragger

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

I need Brian Butcher from The Home Team, biblically.

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@ClaireMax Ouch lol

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@tattedprotein Truth 🤣

[🦇ℭ𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔞🥀 @moodynspooky]

@tattedprotein Lord of the Rings