The funniest detail is how Trump says he stayed calm, then immediately adds that he should have smashed the table.
That little “I should have” completely undercuts the point he’s trying to make. He’s defending his calmness while casually bringing up the thing he supposedly didn’t do.
Then Kimmel takes “peachy-dory” and turns it into a fake movie poster. It’s a tiny visual joke, but it keeps the focus on how strangely specific Trump’s wording was.
The whole bit works because Kimmel barely needs to exaggerate anything. Trump’s own words keep creating the punchlines for him.
Republicans have the majority. They could constrain Trump on war, on slimy tax deals, on his corruption.
But to do that, they would actually have to grow a spine. So far, they’ve demonstrated they’re just a bunch of gelatinous blobs.
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the age of 65, it’s all about getting. From 65 on, it’s about casting away. There are exceptions that prove the rule. Donald Trump is one. He really thinks he’s going to take it with him.