Moog Rogue

center-right independent liar

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@jarvis_best (swarthy amputee hands Anthony Bourdain a bucket of sun-fermented beetle slurry)

Bourdain: “There’s a dignity here you can’t find in strip malls.”

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@avidseries Jews had the Old Testament, Christians added the New Testament, Mormons added the Book of Mormon. I am a value shopper so if I ever go to church it will be LDS.

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@DTreppil @jarvis_best @kenklippenstein @kuchisakeonnax @TheDailyKoko so we agree, not a real person

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@jarvis_best @kenklippenstein @kuchisakeonnax @TheDailyKoko wait, David Brooks is a real person? I assumed he was just showing up to casting calls for *smug metropolitan elite*

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@Collider Have we learned nothing from "Stranger Things"?

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@Collider We are not nostalgic for the tropes of the 1980s. We are nostalgic for the sincerity of the 1980s.

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@CurtisHouck I can't hear anything over the roar of Scott Pelley greedily inhaling his own farts

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60 Minutes Stopwatch Fired for Shaving Minutes

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@baseballcrank

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@WesternLensman “Do you have some kind of machine that counts numbers?”

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@jonfavs if you travel to Wisconsin, you get an hour with the president. I don't make the rules

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@WesternLensman “Do you have some kind of machine that counts numbers?”

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@PatriciaHeaton Is it even CBS News without a haughty liar from Texas?

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@jarvis_best

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@WesternLensman Discoverable in less than five seconds.

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@luinalaska Way to marginalize coprophiles, Hello Fresh. I’ll be taking my business elsewhere.

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@HistoryBoomer 7 - you topple nations

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@Variety Tell him he's a captain.

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@brianstelter @grok zoom out from this photo to reveal Scott Pelley's boat is being towed by a much larger rescue boat

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@CovfefeAnon she finds the wordpaper perplexing. tell her it's the oldwords from the beforetime