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[M @mookennaa]

him: i know why you're mad
me: https://t.co/gW2pqjlPRX

[SZA @sza]

Nah u DONT know . but chu finna

[M @mookennaa]

I think the problem with society today is that we’re not Cupid shuffling as much as we used to

[M @mookennaa]

What do u think Rebecca black is up to rn

[M @mookennaa]

Tech sales is the Mary Kay pyramid scheme of men in their mid to late 20s

[Dec @DWinnie1878]

How’s he pulled that off then

[M @mookennaa]

Knowing how to parallel park should be a prerequisite to living in any downtown metro

[M @mookennaa]

Checking my mom’s Facebook on my siblings’ bdays to make sure her bday post to them didn’t top what she wrote for mine

[M @mookennaa]

My semicolon game has been absolutely DISTINGUISHED lately

[M @mookennaa]

I love when people say lightening vs lightning not knowing they’re confusing the weather with childbirth

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the Boston cop slide

[M @mookennaa]

Opening safari to remember how I convinced myself I had late stage lymphoma three nights ago❤️

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

one thing you gotta know about me is if you ask me to internet stalk someone i will deliver

[M @mookennaa]

I love driving my Hyundai Tucson like it’s a Ferrari

[M @mookennaa]

Which tooth tunes did everyone have growing up

I had getcha head in the game HSM

[M @mookennaa]

Telling myself I’m Kenough at work when I just beach

[M @mookennaa]

I’m a slut for an Oxford comma

[M @mookennaa]

Babe wake up we have to retake Barbieland

[M @mookennaa]

@howisschoolboyq Oh boy I wish I knew what kinda nude blob he has under those shorts!

[M @mookennaa]

I will not be discussing anything except Barbie for the next 5-7 business days