Dr Tarlos

Vermouth and palaver

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@ikeagateshead i am pretty sure your dairy Ice cream is off.

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@NOWHelpTeam you want me to pay a subscription and then pay again for no adverts. What an absolute crock. No chance. Subscription cancelled.

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@NOW why are there adverts on packages I pay a subscription for?

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@RoostersBrewCo what in the world have you done to baby faced? I used to bloody love it. Now you’ve made it taste like the inside of a nappy. I’ve thrown it away and under my breath said “good riddance”. What a load of crap.

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@sainsburys It was the large Heaton store. And no I can’t send over a picture of the bar codes. They got thrown in the bin by my wife this morning. I also can’t send you a photo of the bar codes of numerous other veg and fruit we have bought from you that’s gone in the bin.

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@sainsburys buy peppers and grapes on a Tuesday from you and throw them in the bin today as they have gone all furry. Absolutely no point in buying fresh from you. Why would you even do this.

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@ZackSnyder just wondering, are you planning to finish editing army of the dead at any point soon? If not please #releasethewhedoncut thanks, good day.

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@MarvelStudios @DCComics never mind your Snyder cuts. We all demand you reshoot all of your past movies removing disappointing night time action scenes and replacing with broad daylight action. #releasethedaytimecut

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@Moviemoney I just watched jujitsu. Dickhead.

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@mrdanwalker I loved masters of the universe. I still say "safe journey" to people when they leave just like man at arms at the end. Still saying it 38 years later

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Stans daily dose of @michaelkiwanuka still going strong. Stan likes his new stuff the best. #tinydesk

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@RichardAyoade watching you in big fat quiz. Where did you get the animal print shirt from please?

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Was bored, made this. @themandalorian

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@getFANDOM @ZackSnyder josh Wheedon be like.

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@realDonaldTrump You should have spell checked porridge.

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@BrewDogJames No you haven't.

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@realDonaldTrump You ok hun? Pm me.

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Well done @BorisJohnson you really have excelled yourself this week

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Many of you may be wondering how sick @POTUS is. I can categorically say he is really sick.

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@kanyewest Sounds like you made a choice, buffoon.