lizard mode

K-pop ⚡️ HR ⚡️ motorcycles
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Living off fanfiction, questionable vehicle choises and white citrus burn

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

Messaged someone on an app I don't need vpn for only to have them sent me a quote of my message on an app I NEED vpn for and answer me there

What the fuck?

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

My almost 30 year old ass last week: wait my mother's surname sounds kinda belarusian, I wonder why
Fam days later: wait don't you know your grandfather was from belarus

???? no I don't ????

I know fuck all about my family apparently

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Bruised my ass for nothing fr

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Trying to find a folding one that would fit my motorcycle but this garbage needs one with a screw going in from above but 99% of shifters AREN'T MADE LIKE THAT

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Fixed my foot shifter two weeks ago, barely got a week of riding in

Guess who had a dumb ass fall in mud and broke it AGAIN

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

Bro you can't make this shit up I haven't even been back home for AN HOUR and there's missile warning already
Can I not be reminded where I am for five fucking seconds

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

Considering going for a ride tomorrow bc the weather is finally nice but my insurance isn't valid till tuesday and with my luck I'd get stopped for a check for sure

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

So many bullshit tropes in my life and none of them marriage of convenience

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Thoughts and prayers are the only thing holding this together but we ball

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

@ganseyyiii 14 y.o Ilya would get piss drunk on Jaguar, get in a zhiguli (that's def not someone else's dad's old ass vehicle that's more rust than car) and go drifting on ice with his older friends (throwing up out of the window optional), and that's how he learned
A true russian experience

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

and somehow as a true slavic bisexual i'm both

[Michael Vokabre @Vokabre]

What’s of note, that in Russian “light blue” means “gay”, but “dark blue” means “drunkard”. “Light blue” and “dark blue” are different words in multiple languages.

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

I fucking hate quizzes and tests that ask you to state what OTHER people see you as
How the fuck would I know what THEY think???

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It's amazing how my only options in life are to leave this country (which I can't afford) or to walk out the window (which I can afford)

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This goof of a cat was part of our family for 19 years. I was scratching behind his ears just 24 hours ago. I don't know how to feel about any of this

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

My father dropping and breaking his phone turned out to be the biggest gift from the universe because that was the only reason I was at their house yesterday and got to see and pet our cat for the last time before he passed away this morning

[lis @liszeria]

hall_of_fame_new_ver__pdf

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Was about to make a "can hudson fight" comment before I remembered that he, in fact, can. Sigh

[ilya bizanov @R0ZAN0VS]

he can’t keep getting away with this

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

Not sure where I'm trying to go on it anyway, I still need to have its rear shock and foot shifter fixed/replaced

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The bikers are out riding already but I won't be able to get to my baby for WEEKS because the garage and the road leading to it is covered in fuck ass snow, I hate it here

[lizard mode @moolgamnori]

Aggressively waiting for summer so I can stop breaking the bank to buy fucking cucumbers