Moo Hutchinson

Head Chef👩🏻‍🍳 animal enthusiast 🌱

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ok but 1) yes the new Shrek looks weird but 2) why didn’t they call it 5hrek

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cast me as James Bond so I can legally day drink and shoot people

[Moo Hutchinson @MooLoves]

Bank Holiday: Chef Edition

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there’s been an awful lot of day and not a lot of pay this month

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just doing some @LEGO_Group flower arranging mate wby

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#NewGirl reunion in my TikTok notifications

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with hindsight, not the best book to have brought to the pub by myself

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no one warns you about the group chat becoming a Mumsnet forum when you hit 33

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out for dinner and the waiter thought I was Kate Bush 🥹

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@AyoCaesar this is a CHRISTIAN country. We have CHRISTIAN poo bags. And CHRISTIAN dogs.

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when a woman compliments me I’m just like thank you but I look like a swamp rat 🥹

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@mralistairgreen do a podcast about it

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it’s been over a month and the box lives on 🥲

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money can’t buy you happiness, but you can buy something from Amazon and give the box to your cat

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it’s been pointed out to me that I dance like a male ostrich partaking in a mating ritual.

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I already had a meeting about Christmas 😭 #hospitalitylife

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time to cut all those negative people out of your life like they’re split ends 💅🏻

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@emmdeeaitch Oh thank you! 😻

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hello @RealBobMortimer did you spike the pages of #HotelAvocado with catnip? Because our Glenn won’t let anyone else read it

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Charlie Hunnam as Ed Gein sounds like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys #MonsterEdGein