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Casa people on family day be pissing me off…. Like you saw them at breakfast last week

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Throwing straight heat in the groupchat right now just to find out nobody swinging #smh

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Whoooo in Italy rnnnnnnnnn ughhhhhhhhh

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Who in Italy rn

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They didn’t dump Jen because they couldn’t remember her name
#LoveIslandUSA

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Are we still letting it linger in The Year of Our Lord 2026? Lmk

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If I’m with you and I recycle my Starbucks cup without going at the cold foam lid just know I’m holding back for your sake

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What happpens between me and the Starbucks lid when I order cold foam is between me and nobody else

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Just watched a reel of a guy ubering to a fight… they clocked him as soon as he opened that back seat door 😂

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Ughhh I’m so jealous I wish I could go to the Masters and just literally putt it down the fairway too

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The #opentowork profile picture icon on LinkedIn is my Scarlett letter

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That’s it I’m not posing in photos with pretty people no more. Why my camera roll look like your highlight reel

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God did not intend to have hockey in Florida. It is man made and unnatural #GoOilers

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How come when professors get all dressed up in costume it’s called “graduation” but when I do it it’s “socially inappropriate” and it’s why I “don’t have a boyfriend”

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I am an athlete sponsor me @DietCoke name image likeness @DietCoke I want a free supply @DietCoke

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If I ever have to sleep in a sleeping bag ever again I’m gonna freak out. I’m freaking out just thinking about it

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A tweet a day keeps the Elon musk away

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The retweet button is right next to the comment button seems like some of yall are having trouble locating

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Thinking about how I have seen Hot Chelle Rae live three times in my life and not one of those times was it with my consent

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Mr Beast should make a challenge to live 24 hours in my shoes. I doubt any of you hoes would last 10 minutes. You have no idea