Booty McFuckmaster

I'm gonna be crumbs, so what do I care? I'll be in the big bakery in the sky.

(24, white, he/they, lesbian)

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

Oomfs who do you think wins the most fights between me and Freya

[ε(*´･ω･)з @girlsoftware]

*video of meg twerking* “Actually give Tory 50 years” “let’s Kill Klay”

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

@peachb3d The key to get around this is to only like gay porn

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

No comment on him saying carats are his type bc theyre like his members

[ℓouise 🍒 || cassdrei eg 🤞🏻🍀✨ @cheolidoscoups]

“ARE YOU SEVENTEEN?”

HELP HAHAHAHA CARATS REALLY COUNTED WHEN DINO ASKED IF HE COULD SIT FOR 10 SECONDS 😭😭

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

Had my phone next to me, ringer on, volume all the way up, and it still didnt ring when i got called #okay

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

@fujoshiwife 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

@peachb3d Like omg? Think pieces over a celebrity crush ToT

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

@peachb3d The responses to this have been mind numbing

[aubrey @irishyuri_]

gwen leave #him and join merwaine and you will be reborn as a beautiful lotus flower
#bbcmerlin #gwaine #guinevere

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

@saralhye Hello oomfie

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

The thing in my bed being my entire body. But i got so used to sleeping with mt feet hanging off bc i didnt fit that now when i dont have them hanging off i feel trapped

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

Me going from a twin to a full and realizing how amazing it feels to sleep in a bed where my feet dont hang off ToT

[🌤️ shay/solstice @lardygew]

having a twin sized bed all your life and moving up to a full or a queen will have you sleeping with things in your bed you would’ve never imagined before

[🍓🍒🐈‍⬛ @jeonghannisms]

dino performing 50 songs alone, SEVENTEEN YOU ARE OVER. rename the group to dino and 12 friends .

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

OH MY GODDDDD WE ARE SO BACK

[Raiden Ei Strap Game @yuritardedasl]

i really want a gf but im kind of a horrible person so instead i allow myself to fantasize about women for 20 minutes a day and then i go about my business

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

WOAH!

[Kythera le Fae 🌙🪽 @nilepereiraa]

"There's no escaping tonight's Q&A game, my dear partner in crime~ Now then, shall we begin?"

[tara! ⋆｡°✩ @stararism]

how it feels to have friends who love you after a depressive episode

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

Zucchini, corn, pickles, jalapenos, chilis.... gonna add garbanzo beans and balsamic vinegar... maybe some cottage cheese.... the werld is my oyster

[Booty McFuckmaster @moomoobear2002]

Mad a random bullshit produce salad and it looks so yummy im gonna preen

[〄🥢 @yoonihans]

close enough welcome back geto suguru