STARMASTER P

I am that B-I-C-T-H, and in that order! 💋 #ScorpioGang ♡ DJ, horror nerd, and lover girl.

[STARMASTER P @moonbabe3000]

Thank you to all who celebrated me 💗🦂

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, “Never play fair in a game where others cheat.” It doesn’t mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they’ll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

NYC we gotta give lumidee her flowers this weekend

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[STARMASTER P @moonbabe3000]

@cyynncityyy YOU WERE WRITING THESE THINGS????!!! Omg my virgin auntie eyes can’t take it lmao

[𝖌𝖆𝖇 @gabgonebad]

Rihanna and Rocky in NYC last night.

“And this is my n****. Look right there. That’s my baby daddy. I fucked that n****.” 😭

[fonz 🥭 @fonzfranc]

you know what rhymes with Knicks? dicks. pull em out.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

This is the only angle that does that miracle justice.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[cyn aka bishop @cyynncityyy]

i love my city!! niggas had the fireworks ready 😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳

[vic @CountOnVic]

I love this dumbass shit so much lmaooo

[sexpert @sahib14384912]

the knicks catching up got me thinking about CATCHING UP with you. you were always there in the KNICK of time, even when i did you FOUL. this might be in the SPUR of the moment but i know LOVE can force a GAME 7. tell ur mom i miss us

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

Y’all have to learn to enjoy the moment, every man isn’t your future husband. When it’s done, pack up, say “thanks for the experience”, and keep it cute. No hate needed.

[STARMASTER P @moonbabe3000]

Poor Spike, nothing, bitch!

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

poor Spike

[STARMASTER P @moonbabe3000]

*jadakiss laugh* 🗽 #knickstape

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I realize I’m starting to like him

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes