moonboot

Look, it’s my hockey alt

[moonboot @moonboot]

Gotta salt whatever part of the earth breeds Bertuzzis

[moonboot @moonboot]

Death first

[moonboot @moonboot]

lol “increase my account’s credibility.” With whom, exactly?

[moonboot @moonboot]

Well thank God that’s over with

[moonboot @moonboot]

*Stares in Toronto Maple Leaf*

[moonboot @moonboot]

We’re at the opposite pole of where I was as a kid in that the cheesyhorny softcore media humanizes the jocks now

[moonboot @moonboot]

@Missy_Murdoch @PeteyX

[moonboot @moonboot]

Brunch is either gonna be awesome or hilarious. Wish me luck.

[Petey X 🌻 @PeteyX]

I feel like this is gonna be one of those bakeoff moments where I pull off the plastic and it just goes blehhhhhhhh everywhere so here’s a picture while I still have hope

[moonboot @moonboot]

@Missy_Murdoch @PeteyX Yeah just ended up with a bowls instead of plates situation. But I do apparently need to practice my crème diplomat.

[moonboot @moonboot]

Everything started going to shit once we started letting people monetize being an asshole.

[moonboot @moonboot]

Holy shit Claude Lrmieux died? RIP to a beast of a player

[moonboot @moonboot]

Welp, hockey twitter, it was fun. Until it really was not fun at all. Seeya in October.

[moonboot @moonboot]

On balance, I’m still pro-Bednar. It just feels to me like I saw individual breakdowns lose the series, not systemic ones

[moonboot @moonboot]

Man RIP Sonny Rollins

[Jesse Granger @JesseGranger_]

Through 3 games of the Western Conference Finals:

Colorado leads in shot attempts 217-151

Colorado leads in shots 103-76

Colorado leads in scoring chances 103-70

Colorado leads in high danger chances 36-29

Vegas leads the series 3-0

[moonboot @moonboot]

I regret this comment

[moonboot @moonboot]

Also, the only thing better than a playoff win is a demoralizing playoff win. The kind of playoff win that makes the other team’s fans start to panic and/or look for scalps.

[moonboot @moonboot]

Man that one stings

[moonboot @moonboot]

Goog gravy

[moonboot @moonboot]

ugh tho

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Avs don’t know what to do if MacKinnon can’t do MacKinnon things

[moonboot @moonboot]

Oh no old Hertl showed up