- uggly black dick
- darker vulvas
- 8 mm of pubic hair
- neighbours in the opposite building can hear you moan - having to clean the room
- the bed starts making more noise
- someone accidentally farts in between
Calling in sick in 2026:
- Take 4 photos of the thermometer
- Draft the Slack message 7 times
- Attach a βdoctorβs noteβ screenshot
- Join the wellness channel
- Watch 11 recovery TikToks
- Still reply to emails from bed