my diet dr. kelp?

Throwaway acct, I’m just scrolling. 2023 Porsche GT3 r/s
My ass too fat to deal with y’all niggas

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@lilbooty_ry How are you 🫶🏽

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@SimSala83311 @JackLinFLL @ianmiles What the fuck is the correlation between me saying her shape is beautiful and she’s not fat with an STD?

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@libsoftiktok He’s rude? But you said the guys should pay and slid it toward him? How is what you did not fucked up? He probably WOULD HAVE paid if you didn’t say that shit and seem entitled. Or split it at least. But if he asked you out, he should have paid. Up until you did that shit.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@ianmiles A bikini in the middle of a gas station? Okay? And? I’ve gotten out of my pool to make a gas station run for some snacks, granted it wasn’t in Pleasers and I threw a sarong on but yeah. His reasoning was dumb.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@Wow_DeeH @ianmiles I hate you lol

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@JackLinFLL @ianmiles Let’s not call her fat now. Cellulite doesn’t equal fat.. her shape is beautiful.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@TattoosandSass @ianmiles It’s giving incel vibes lol

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@ianmiles He’s a grown man though, it seems bitter he can’t get with her tbh. Bc I guarantee outside of this, he’d try and holler at her if she was interested in him lol.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@CollinRugg I’m sick of it. Immigrants are rude as fuck on top of it most of the time. Self centered and disgusting. Fucking poor baby dude.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters told his London concert crowd that Taylor Swift doesn’t play live:

“I tell you, man, you don’t want to suffer the wrath of Taylor Swift. So we like to call our tour the ‘Errors Tour.’ We’ve had more than a few eras, and more than a few fucking errors as well. Just a couple. That’s because we actually play live. What? Just saying. You guys like raw, live rock ‘n’ roll music, right? You came to the right f*cking place.”

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

I need to try this on my sons 🤣

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@9mmsmg I agree, and this shit might be controversial, but I feel like female cops are the worst and they horrify me. Especially if they are ovulating or have other hormonal issues. I’m on the fence about them even being allowed to police.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@laykendior @insanereality You guys are all about thoughts and fucking feelings, but don’t understand that he’s technically grieving the loss of his son no matter how he feels about having a daughter now

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@insanereality He’s allowed to grieve his son. His son basically died suddenly. No matter how he feels about this.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@altheron3 @Am_Blujay Not really bc y’all birthed the asshole generation.

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@Soulful1865 Vietnamese up there are wild man

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@thunderxstorm07 @ScottieBeam Did you really just steal her shit bar for bar you bum ass nigga

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@1LloydBennett @TanelleIrene @ScottieBeam Yours must be worse to be bothered

[my diet dr. kelp? @mooncumm]

@thunderxstorm07 @ScottieBeam I scrolled back up to look 😭😭😭😭 what is THATTT

[BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam]

“I’m mixed raced.. I’m Mexican and Black”