there are wine girls and there are weed girls. wine girls are good at cleaning and have matching throw pillows. weed girls have no short term memory and lots of random piles.
Being the only single childless person in my office is wild. My coworkers were detailing their busy weekends with family shenanigans and when my boss asked me what I did I said "went to the farmers market...that's pretty much it" 3 of my coworkers gasped and 1 cried.
you know when you go to buy a piece of merch at a gig and you say what size you want and the person unfolds it, holds it up and is like "is that okay?" then refolds it and slides it over to you, i really miss it