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people will jack ur style but wont jack u off

[M @mooneater111]

#SituationshipBanger

[M @mooneater111]

Birthday dress arrived but it was a total WAR trying to zip it up & it’s 5 inches too long so it’s looking like my wishes to go drunk dancing in it will not materialize

[M @mooneater111]

It’s time to get those fleas out of you bunny.

[M @mooneater111]

I truly cannot do “casual” drinks

[M @mooneater111]

@naestillreal We’re really not about it

[M @mooneater111]

Me & the guy I’m fucking both saying we’re asexual

[M @mooneater111]

I wish I could go to my therapy sessions really drunk

[M @mooneater111]

I did end up washing it out once my feelings faded a long, long time ago

[M @mooneater111]

Telling mother I just reallyyyy wanted to deep clean the house today for no reason in particular! #fleas

[M @mooneater111]

Texted my aunt & she called me telling me she immediately ordered medicine + preventative to our house & to NOT let my mother find out 😭

[M @mooneater111]

Petting your indoor cat and finding fleas

[M @mooneater111]

Petting your indoor cat and finding fleas

[why do men? @justradfem]

Men don't realize how heavy it is to live in a society telling you non stop how dangerous men are and in the next moment saying women are lying about assaults. It's fucking madness.

[M @mooneater111]

Upgraded from 60 second movie clip farming accounts and watched a full length Barbie movie on TikTok

[M @mooneater111]

You can be better off and still not feel better yet

[M @mooneater111]

I live my life in third person omnipotent Even in my memories I have to imagine what I looked like instead of seeing what I saw through my own eyes

[bad👿 @heavyf0g]

I suck at dating cause I will risk making a guy stop liking me just to make myself laugh

[M @mooneater111]

This is actually exactly how I operated with OCD as a kid

[βροτός @br0tos]

When I was 12 I was paranoid about mind readers so I would practice constructing mental fortifications around my mind to make it impenetrable, and making my mind blank on command. I would also attempt penetrative assaults on other people's minds with directed mental energy

[Lotte @diapergirI]

I feel like if I got a boyfriend he would kill himself

[M @mooneater111]

My cat was so mad & pouty at us for like 3 hours after picking him up after 6 weeks and I feel so bad cuz he probably thought we abandoned him 🥲💔

[M @mooneater111]

Fwb texted me this & my heart dropped to my stomach but turns out bro was just gonna ask if I want to go out for a drink tonight Who tf starts a conversation like this? Is he The Killer??!!?!!