zo 𝄞⨾💿✮˚.⋆

bizarre lesbian ⚢ 22

[ash ❤️‍🔥 @tunehead98]

saw a post about weed preventing REM sleep but pretending I didn’t. that’s not true for me. I’m different

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

Tried some overnight oats with protein powder, greek yogurt and berries. Not only is it healthy and packed with protein, it is disgusting.

[zo 𝄞⨾💿✮˚.⋆ @moonelixr]

allergies are so bad i look stoned and sick

[ju menta ⚢︎ @amittensblight]

sinto que tenho a depressão da olivia rodrigo e o lesbianismo da chappell roan

[milo |-/ @crosshairlvr]

ngl but a lot of yalls activism starts and ends with what directly impacts you. you should ALWAYS stand up and advocate for groups that you aren't a part of too.

[Indie Book Spotlight @BookSpotlight]

Good morning to everyone, but especially the dictionary.

[Soda/Cinnamon !!𓈒𓂂𓏸ִ ࣪𖤐 || Audino Himejoshi @sodapops0lstice]

Can you guys stop talking like conservatives for a second? Please? You are literally repeating bar for bar the "they're letting our daughters destroy themselves" arguement

[lia @funky6gseptum]

no longer feeling like a bum for getting high and masturbating all day cause having a job cancels it out

[isis ⚢ @paradisenvenus]

si crees que strap = pene quizás le heteronormada eres tú idk

[luna @lisbonlace]

apparently to be a lesbian u have to be cis, only date cis women, use she/her, never go on T, never be too masc, never be nonbinary, trans, asexual, butchfemme, never like strap, never be a stone top or a pillow princess, and u can only ever be a switch!! otherwise they kill u

[hilal ໒꒱ @odilecult]

the fakelesbian allegations on pillow princesses are so disturbing that y'all forget there are also stone tops out there who don’t want their genitals to be touched at all. policing peoples sexual acts doesn’t make you any more of a lesbian it just makes you look insufferable asf

[esperanza ✶⋆.˚ misses stony @loserbrance]

yall arent real fic readers i read ao3 at work. i used to read ao3 at school. i have never gave a gaf

[chappell roan lyrics bot @chappellbot]

i’m not kissing any girl that is passive
their indecision is painfully unattractive
past mistakes are just new information
these days i’ve got expectations !!!

[💋 @femminatozaki]

how it feels to accept you’re a high maintenance femme who wants doors opened for her, bags carried for her, car doors held open and being treated like a princess after spending years being ashamed of it

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch

[marie @lawtiemathews]

not kissing no boy. NO BOY

[zo 𝄞⨾💿✮˚.⋆ @moonelixr]

“what’s that little twink doing on the ice? get him off!” - tarah watching hockey

[el thesubwaymp3 rip @crsleuth]

finally representation for the mean lesbians who hate all their friends' bum ass boyfriends

[liv thinker💭 @livsthinker]

IM NOT KISSING ANY GIRL THAT IS PASSIVE

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

I don’t really eat steak or lobster so I gotta say stuff like oh no my egg yolk too jammy my pussy too fingered