Madi

"Shut up madi" -Madison Lang
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[Madi @moongiirls]

Apparently, this time last year, I reupdated my twitter in an attempt to use it again and failed but BITCH IM BACK AT A LAME ATTEMPT AT CONFIRMING MY EXISTENCE!

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

A little something to get you in the holiday spirit. 🎄 #BobsBurgers

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Merry Christmas from Linda and her tree. 🎄❤️ #BobsBurgers

[Madi @moongiirls]

I have spent all day watching Vice documentaries. Hey @VICE , want to hire this young bfa college student and put her to work 😅?

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Missed connection: We lived and died on opposite sides of the world before international travel was possible. Good. I would have hated you.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Missed connection: I'm a tree. You're another tree. I'm not aware of you, or myself.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Look at the bright side: soon the sun will swallow the earth, erasing humanity from the universe forever
Eat Arbys

[Madi @moongiirls]

Tomorrow is national ding a ling day. So... at least we have that to look forward to.

[Madi @moongiirls]

"I did the cinnamon challenge with nutmeg"

[Madi @moongiirls]

A Year With Frog and Toad: a gay fantasia

[Madi @moongiirls]

"I'm so close to beating my 4th Poptropica island today. Fuck yeah!"

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

"I believe in you. You got this buddy," said the voice coming suddenly from inside your closet late one night. "Achieve your dreams, champ."

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

To the half the nation that suddenly feels doomed: you've always been doomed
The other half celebrates like they ain't doomed too. Heh
Arbys

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Today's forecast is sunny with a chance of the false vacuum of the universe collapsing, instantly destroying everything that is.

[Madi @moongiirls]

Working Black Friday in retail is a frickin experience let me tell you.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Today is American Thanksgiving, Canadian Goose-Shouting Day, Mexican Time Travel Day, and Irish UFO Appreciation Day. Happy holiday to all!

[Madi @moongiirls]

When the quality of your dining center declines and you find yourself living off of tortillas and occasionally some hummus. 👍🏻😑