Chrissy

'catch em all. 89' liner. history nerd. weeb. she/her

[Chrissy @moongurl_89]

I see John Wilkes Booth trending and can only think of the wkuk. 🤣

[Caesarmachine @notshawarmachin]

Man fuck that "Born in the U.S." bullshit just make this nigga president already hes making me jealous of New York every time I see a report about him

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[Jenni @hashjenni]

politicians be like “no one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare pensions and lifetime salaries

[britney queers @britneyqueers_]

This is so fucking funny oh my god

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Many people still don’t realize that literacy isn’t just about being able to read. It’s about being able to comprehend, evaluate, and apply the information in front of you. The gap between the two is becoming increasingly alarming.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

They act like the biggest threat to society is a single mom buying soda with food stamps instead of a billionaire buying his 13th senator.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Kimmel: "You'd think Trump would be rooting for the Spurs. It's what got him out of Vietnam."

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[crystal ♈︎ @heavenlycrys]

Men find out a bad bitch likes Pokemon and they lose their minds

Ok psyduck

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Misogyny and body dysmorphia start before a baby girl can even walk. It’s not just disgusting, it’s also evil.

[Chrissy @moongurl_89]

@PokemonDealsTCG Anyone that bought these during this drop, make sure you contact walmart to get the difference refunded. They are honoring the price that it was while in the queue.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Because pedophiles are in power

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.