bug

[fabian🫆 @slumsocrates]

they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow btw

[bug @moonjammm]

Heating up fish at work should be punishable by death

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i was born here dumbass

[bug @moonjammm]

We need to make the cdl test harder

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Every motherfucking thing this gentleman said. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

all our best detectives are on the case

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[chloe 🦋 @ChloeNumberIII]

Bing https://t.co/6APwt8XWaI

[bug @moonjammm]

started a tweet and thought never mind yall don’t deserve this lore actually

[bug @moonjammm]

Need a brain chip that wipes all memory of the 10 times I’ve watched true detective season one so I can watch it for the first time again

[bug @moonjammm]

there is something very depressing and weird about morning time

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

When I go on my notes app to find my password but instead come across the most gut wrenching piece of literature I ever wrote

[bug @moonjammm]

spinach artichoke dip is not talked about enough

[bug @moonjammm]

having a generational crash out. If you ever feel embarrassed about how you acted at work, breathe a sigh of relief knowing I’m worse

[bug @moonjammm]

I LOVE going on indeed at work

[bug @moonjammm]

trying to kill the straight man working at Sephora with my eyes brb

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

I keep seeing ragebait posts about people on food stamps bro every missile in the iron dome costs 200 grand and we pay for them all I don't care if some chick with 6 kids bought name brand cheerios

[𝒯𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉 𓆙 @roseromaunt]

What I've been on

[Mediocre Auntie, LanaK @gyrl40]

This isn't a feel good story.
It's an American nightmare.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he played the right notes