🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪

Mostly trauma dumping

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

He said “I miss my mom” and I said “awww where is she?” He said in prison…🥸 didn’t have the courage to ask why 😩

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Being your gym crush’s gym crush feels main character 😌

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

I can feel the mania coming, the next two weeks don’t stand a chance 😈 super power mode onnnnn

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

I be tweeting like I don’t know some of yall irl sorry 🫣

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

My therapist be talking more than me idk who’s getting treated anymore

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

The only people you should take relationship advice from is Slavic girls ✨

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

What is with boys and their obsession with poop and butts???

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

How is the gym gonna be judgement free like do yall control peoples feelings ???

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

I asked my son what his daddy’s name was and he said Rauw Alejandro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m wheezing!

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Me: I have chisme

My bf: 🙄… a ver👂🏻

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Somewhere between psychotic and iconic

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Yall if we go to Juarez does tiktok work???

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

BAD BUNNY TICKETS SECURED 🤝🏻

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

BAD BUNNY NEVER MISSES

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Wicked movie was EPIC 🤩

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

My mother is stealing all my glass Tupperware yall 😩 should I fight her?

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Sometimes I be forgetting I am 6 mo postpartum and after 25 like the hormones are hormoninggg harddd

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

Not me buying pots and pans for Black Friday

[🌙𝓛𝓾𝓷𝓪 @Moonlight_mami]

My son has started imitating Micheal Jackson 😂😂