catherine !

babe u know i love my iced mochas | blm | ehlers-danlos syndrome

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

“you’ve changed” bro i was supposed to see my chemical romance in september

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

guys my ac broke how do i keep my cat cool he’s cuddling ice

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

@Taylors_Archive the girl was my neighbor growing up & i always grew up hearing rumors about this alleged poem so cool so actually see it was true lmfao

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

the taylor swift msg wedding is fake a a distraction so you don’t see the real venue. Redners in wyomissing

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

i’m sorry norman

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

i feel so bad for cats sometimes like you can’t even explain to them why you’re doing it but imagine you’re hacking up something about to throw up and then you just get launched off the bed like omg i would be pissed

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

less than 16 hours before we leave for an overnight trip to nyc and just realized my gf booked for the wrong dates

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

this is what charlie kirk died for btw

[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

my wife and i both fell asleep during our four year old’s afternoon “quiet time” during which he consumed unsupervised approximately eighty dollars worth of farmers market berries 👍🏻

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

i wish john cena was my uncle fr. like could you imagine that. he doesn’t even have to be like famous THE JOHN CENA. he can just be my regular uncle who is john cena. i bet his nieces are so happy he’s gotta be the best uncle

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

marfans syndrome

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

using my taylor swift is from my hometown status to contact taylor swift and make her take that boy to the doctor somber or sombr or whatever. he needs to

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

@PopCrave sombr please you have marfans syndrome you need to see a doctor and get your heart checked i genuinely don’t want to see anything happen to you

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

hello this message is for somber if you are not that guy just keep is pushing. please allow me to look at your medical history and make the proper phone calls to get you to a marfans specialist i’m genuinely concerned monitor your heart please

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

what part of “i just need to borrow your car thursday” meant get a hotel until saturday morning 💔

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

PLEASE GO GEF DIAGNOSED WIFJ MARFANS HOLY- *gunshots*

[Cece @Kisesandlilacs]

Did Taylor have a Tshirt cannon with her or something 😭😭

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

me as a kid whenever i would tell people i have 3 brothers and they’d follow it with “are you the youngest?” (i’m the second oldest)

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

do you pronounce “cyan” wrong because the first time you ever saw the word was on minecraft in 5th grade or did your parents read to you as a kid

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

guys stop posting instants i keep thinking people are reaching out to me

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

@depression2019 please please please start treating this like home alone they could have done so much more & got that guy off your back if they dropped marbles on the stairs the minute the lanky mf was there

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

unfortunately you have all the dots. you even have the line. whats even more unfortunate is your lack of ability to connect them

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

The ones born before 1990 added perimenopause too.

[catherine ! @moonlitelines]

everyone say rest in peace to my baby boy :( he lived a long happy life :) my 8 year old boy ill miss your silly legs forever and ever