soda

man, i sure hope i-

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amir khan ka beta chunaid khan muhe main chandi ka chamach lekar payda hone ke baad bhi das bis rupay ka auto ka kiraya bachane ke chakkar mein paydal kyu chalta hain

[soda @moonlitnymphaea]

she haunts me free soda

[𖤐 @hyomuse_]

something was in the air that day

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why is always raining even my brishti premi self is tired

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im so awesome actually id love myself from a third person point of view but said third person wont know me as well as i know myself obviously

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i couldve simply tried again but things escalated in my mind i imagined being locked out and having to call the bank and it taking hours and hours of listening to their stupid tune and then having to explain stuff over and over again in a microsecond before just trying again.

[soda @moonlitnymphaea]

i like micro dosing anxiety. i was raised gigadosed on anxiety so completely being devoid of it isnt something im used to yet ill get there once i leave

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i feel so alive all of a sudden (i thought i messed up my banking app details and started panicking and shaking an sweating then finally logged in the correct one because i actually didnt mess shit up i have excellent memory it was a butterfinger situation)

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@mudmademonsters ppl older than me exist and i need to find them

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i genuinely need more older people in my life.

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@mudmademonsters nah soda w love no more

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there was a dude in school who would ask me for pens and never return and then when i left school to give exams privately he went “omg who will i steal pens from if u leave”

[🥀 @nazenan0]

i keep stealing pens accidentally the more i do this the more evil i become

[soda @moonlitnymphaea]

@nebochkaa it does

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i wish not sleeping made u skinny

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@nebochkaa sorry i couldn’t sleep

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@w0undandkn1fe i wanna try caffeine pills

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@isakhansburner make it creamy and delicious

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ghee and jaggery in black coffee is peak i just discovered

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i haven’t slept and i wont sleep. time to make coffee.

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@minlobotomy none of them try to hide it i saw nana wake up eat like teaspoon butter to “coat her digestive system” and then just chug a dozen supplements for breakfast talking about being “healthy”

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@madmuslimsaint after my second puberty at 30 pls

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@madmuslimsaint ok

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the hasina curse is real they need to send her back to desh