borrowing "oppai" from the japanese
"tits, titties" sound too juvenile, gen X/millennial coded. something deadpool or moistcritikal would say
"boobs" just sounds funny, it's a funny word, and don't get me started on boobies
"breasts" sounds too formal, like i'm some sort of doctor. might as well say mammaries
"milkers" is shitpost slang, and it has a connotation with overplayed "mommy" talk that normies think is the funniest thing in the world. "goth mommy milkers" just stfu
i need her oppai in my face, i need them very soon or i will stop being alive
A reminder from Atomic Habits by James Clear:
“It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment.”
as a child i read brian jacques redwall series in its entirety and i would have vivid hallucinations that looked like this as i drifted off into day dreams while my social studies teacher droned on about womens suffrage
The worst feeling is when you call out “Hey nice tits!” to a woman and she starts yelling at you but her tits weren’t even that great, you were just trying to be supportive