WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS

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🟣 = PHOBOS
🟢 = DEIMOS

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @DOMINATEDHIPPIE 🟢 Maybe I’m just extra sensitive to it, tonight.

🟣 Too anxious to just slip through the gate? That’s okay.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @DOMINATEDHIPPIE 🟢 …You seem a bit anxious, sir. I can smell it off you.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @DOMINATEDHIPPIE 🟣 You could always just take your prednisone inside.

🟢 Gonna have to eat something with it, though.

🟣 The gate isn’t even heavy. Even using your knee to nudge it will pop it right open.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @DOMINATEDHIPPIE 🟢 …You seem to be standing out there for a *while,* Jane.

[tyriancanine @tyriancanine]

for the #lesbians who like team fortress 2 idk im sorry

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

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[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @UnlicensedDoc_ 🟢 @UnlicensedDoc_ I AM A POOR SUFFERING LITTLE BUTCH WHO NEEDS HIS HOLES FILLED BY A BIG ANGELIC DOMMY MOMMY

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @UnlicensedDoc_ 🟢 that's oddly specific

☽ ☾ Phobos and Deimos will remember this.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN @UnlicensedDoc_ 🟢 @UnlicensedDoc_ I AM A POOR SUFFERING LITTLE BUTCH WHO NEEDS HIS HOLES FILLED BY A BIG ANGELIC DOMMY MOMMY

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN 🟢 —OK SO HEAR ME OUT. THAT RED MEDIC IS INTO BUTCHES. THEREFORE, I WILL OFFER MYSELF AS A SACRIFICE FOR YOU TO GET IN WITH HER‼️

🟣 I’m sorry, I’M the “GAY BOY⁉️⁉️”

☽☾ They were completely back to normal.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN ☾ Deimos stared up at him with a soft smile, reassuring eyes… and the same thin crescents in his pupils, dim and green.

You know it.

☽ ☾ Their faces were so gentle, warm, and full of understanding.

And yet, their eyes didn’t blink.

then suddenly—

+

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN I know it's scary. I'd 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 it's scary. Just the other day, I went to get the mail, opened the little door, and sent it 300 miles per hour into the ground. That's how much strength I've gotten just from all the fear in this house.

But you'll find your way out of the dark.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN ☽ out of nowhere, his glow disappeared.

☽ and he smiled widely, reassuringly.

I'm joking, don't worry. But, hey--you have a lovely wife who cares about you. Three adorable children. And you've got me and your uncle Deimos. We're gonna have your back through it all, alright? +

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN 🟣 Always so overdramatic, aren't you...?

☽ He was being very patient, waiting to find the same glow in Jane's eyes.

🟣 You're always gonna be our Soldier.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN 🟣 That’s okay, son.

☽ There’s a light in his eyes. Literally. It glows a little bit brighter.

☽ In each eye, the light is the shape of a crescent moon.

🟣 You know we’ll keep you and the family safe from anything, right?

[gabby.net 🇧🇷 @gabbydotnet]

does anyone even know what this Thing is. only thing i can tell is that its a slug and probably aquatic

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN 🟣 I feel my strongest when I’m around you, Jane. That’s not really a good thing. It means you’re terrified of something, and I’m sort of benefiting from the excess. I would much rather stay weak.

☽ He tugs at Jane’s hand, trying to pull him down to eye-level.

🟣 Come here.

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN 🟢 OH YEAH I FEEL LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME‼️

🟣 yyyyyeah. I did read back. Here’s something I’ll admit to, too…

🟣 All of my power is fueled by fear. I can feel it radiating off people. But just because it gives me strength doesn’t mean I feel great about it. +

[WE ARE NORMAL RED SOLDIERS @moonmaggots]

@AMERICAS_FAVMAN 🟢 what did you see? 💥OW

🟣 WILL YOU NOT MAKE HIM RELIVE IT PLEASE‼️‼️sigh. I’ll be honest, Mars. You have been acting pretty damn weird since that… sorta-not-really-fight you had with Stella last month. She’s being weird too. Maybe you *both* need to get checked out.