m*hru

patron saint of former college athletes

[m*hru @moonphatt]

every head that thinks evil of me shall go bald

[ray ⭑ @veraylec]

never ask a lestappen girl
what happened during monaco GP 2026 🥀🕯️

[Daily Lindy Effect @LindyEffect]

Euripides

[m*hru @moonphatt]

0 ball knowledge

[r. @saiyavra]

sridevi ji being in movies like english vinglish and her daughter is a background character in a south movie jiska sole purpose is to serve as an object of desire. god

[✰ @slowwlifee]

fyodor dostoevsky once wrote “i want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself”

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

#absentdaughterfigure

[mary ✧ @marydocharlito]

whole house going crazy

[m*hru @moonphatt]

wish i could experience watching welcome for the first time again

[m*hru @moonphatt]

pitched a project so ambitious the tech team laughed in my face...

[m*hru @moonphatt]

the spiritual opposite of the scorpion and frog story

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

[m*hru @moonphatt]

everyone pick up late victorian holocausts

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: The 2026 “Super El Niño” is projected to be the strongest in 150 years

[a⭑ @junevvamp]

this belongs in the hall of fame

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Seeing how pedantic people are on here has made me actively try to reduce that tendency in myself. I see my worst tendencies reflected in all of you and it keeps me on target.

[vys @cuntclave]

the people yearn for flickr

[lara @igswtk]

that gap in my resume is from when i was live tweeting sports

[m*hru @moonphatt]

american ideals of journalistic bravery are oriented towards bare minimum displays of wit

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame.

[m*hru @moonphatt]

are u saying usse hum wali samajhte jo na baadakhvar hota

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

crazy how often the answer is just to be grateful