Obi Wan Kiwi

Physicist

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@dbseymour It wouldn't be so bad if you actually believed in any of this garbage but you don't.
You're just trying to make a dishonest crust for yourself by appealing to the most disgusting, greedy, selfish, fascist people in our society.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@rnz_news "Our plan for the poor is to make them sell their babies and we've already sold their organs to China"

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@MarkHamill New Zealand Secondary School teacher union, @NZPPTA , after 12 months failing to get a pay settlement which approaches inflation (outrageous to not want a pay cut after dealing with covid, I know), could really do with the psychological boost of a kind message of support.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@JamesGDyke thanks for your contribution at the EI meeting today/tomorrow and addressing my question. I don't normally use Twitter but I appreciated your korero and made an exception.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

I love to come back to Twitter once every few months.
All the people whose family trees don't have enough branches in them, I love to see how angry they get
How convinced their chromosomally challenged brains are.
And wonder if they still find time to breed with their cousins.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@NewshubPolitics Luxon came back at her with facts to prove she's wrong...oh no wait. He didn't. She wasn't. Apparently the truth making rich white men uncomfortable is unacceptable (but everyone else is the snowflake)

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@Hotspurs69thfc @NewshubNZ Absolutely. I was there. The footage omits the bit where Parker pushes into the crowd so that she can claim she's being assaulted and also cuts off before the crowd can part to let her leave. You don't see her bodyguards punching the soup spiller either. A1 gaslighting Newshub

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@NewshubPolitics I hear your hair falls out if you flip-flop too fast and too often.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@NewshubPolitics I'm sure the accusations of dirty politics will subside, as long as they don't bring back Collins, the Queen of Corruption.
..oh...
Never mind.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@ScottAdamsSays @GeorgeTakei I'm not sure why you'd consider being a nonce as the moral equivalent of a satirical joke. Unless ...

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Normally, when a boy bullies a girl it's because he's incapable of expressing the fact he fancies the girl.
It's not enough to be a train wreck of a human, you also have to publicly come out as a bit of a pedo.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@NewshubPolitics The newsworthy mistake she made here was aplogising.
What she (accurately) stated most definitely was not.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@NewshubNZ Yeah, nah. I just mowed the lawn in the hot sun. I needed a shower.
And no amount of Glade air fresheners on the dashboard could hide the fact that my taxi driver on Sunday needed to shower, too.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@elonmusk Cool stuff. Can I please have my car, before my government removes the clean car discount from its purchase because they feel they have to pander to the antiEV brigade, angry they don't get discounts on planet burning pickup tucks?

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@jyothi17750159 Weird way to say you're such a disgusting individual that you need to invent an imaginary friend to forgive you for being such a c**t to everyone but, ok...

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@suburban_ennui What do you expect from people who need a big glass of milk and a slice of heavily buttered white bread to take away the spiciness of their mashed potatoes when they accidentally put pepper on it instead of salt?

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@guywilliamsguy I enjoyed this episode immensely (and not because it was the last one). Great job.

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

The pie bounded out, gave the host a high five and I was like "that's @guywilliamsguy"
And then he opened his mouth...
#maskedsingernz

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

Watching @guywilliamsguy on the Mask

[Obi Wan Kiwi @moonrockguy]

@guywilliamsguy How can you say that? @chrisluxonmp and me had a lovely time visiting Huntley Power Station