Out of context Bob Ross

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[What is Bill Hader Doing Right Now @hader_is_doing]

Right now, Bill Hader is listening to the waiter’s 5 minute story about his Valentine’s Day plans with his boyfriend. This is very interesting Mark, but Bill just wants a refill on his tea.

[What is Bill Hader Doing Right Now @hader_is_doing]

Right now, Bill Hader is texting back lol to the video his friend sent, even though he did not watch it.

[What is Bill Hader Doing Right Now @hader_is_doing]

Right now, Bill Hader is riding around on his daughters scooter trying to show her how to do a trick...and he broke it. Yes, it says 5 and up Bill, but you’re 41.

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

@introlove Depende desde donde viajas jsjajsja

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

Voy a eliminar esta cuenta y hacer otra dedicada a bob Ross.
No, no estoy pasando por una crisis existencial.
Si, me gusta vivir en un estado completo de negación de mis sentimientos y mi salud mental :)

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

Petition for Andrés “andy” muschietti to adopt me

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

I’m crying

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide isn’t the answer. There will be a spot for you here when you’re ready

[Reagent @ReagentTroika]

How to commission an artist
Don't:
-Send a DM
-Ask if they're open
-Give them your paypal

Do:
-Meet in a smokey, secluded neutral ground
-Say "I have a job for you"
-Slide your ref across saying "Here's the guy."
-Drop a wad of unmarked bills on the table "All in advance"

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

@1976kaspbrak I think she saw the losers die IF they never came to the reunion in the first place, that’s why she saw Stanley but never said anything about Eddie

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

EYE- 💀

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

@DrakeBell Jajsjajsj te amo lpm

[feminist next door @emrazz]

The friend zone is a misnomer. Anyone who expects romantic involvement in exchange for their kindness, or views the simple return of equivalent kindness as a deficient result, is definitely not a friend.

[trish @ultragloss]

donna sheridan from mamma mia had the original hot girl summer. she abandoned her responsibilities, moved to greece, and had 3 different lovers in one summer?? singing and dancing the whole time? wearing bellbottom jeans and crop tops?? an absolute icon

[guilherme @gayparanoidpark]

this is SENDING me

[jessita @jessardz]

que humillación es el correr detrás de tu perro porque se te escapo

[Out of context Bob Ross @moonsatan_]

TE AMO