Ben Hargreeves

regretting downloading this app

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

Sparrow Ben makes self love really difficult for me. Every time I remember he’s me I die a little bit more

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

@klaushargreev20 Is this why you’ve been sporadically clapping all afternoon

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I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

@klaushargreev20 Are you having a stroke?

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

@scheminsparrow2 Exactly

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Every time I open twitter, I regret it

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

@klaushargreev20 What?

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

// ghost jokes >>

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

Klaus

[emily 🪩 @goldrushreid]

if you could erase any storyline from the umbrella academy which storyline would you get rid of?

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

@morsenove // fixed it 😁

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I found a loophole

[klaus hargreeves ➐ @klaushargreev20]

you’re supposed to wear sunscreen EVERY DAY??

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

@klaushargreev20 Why wouldn’t you get bullied for that

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@louisehargr33vs “the rest of you”
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You do realize I’m not a sparrow, right?

[Ben Hargreeves @moonshorror]

Klaus gave me two dollars and a pack of gum to like this

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@scheminsparrow2 Were five periods really necessary?

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@davidkatzz Congrats

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@klaushargreev20 Stop