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[lucy @njostn]

owen thiele please never change

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Say hello to Couscous the little blue penguin chick hatched on July 7th. Little blue penguins are the smallest penguin species in the world.

[Joshua Hunt @viajoshhunt]

A TMZ staffer who spoke to me for this story just texted to point out something I hadn't been aware of: When Kanye West showed up for the now infamous 2018 TMZ interview—one which Harvey Levin had edited to remove Ye's praise for Hitler—Charlie Kirk was part of his entourage.

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

If you want to avoid making her fat, and you don't want to make her annoyingly religious, and you're not gonna do the trans thing because it's too cool, you have to make Carrie a Liz Lemon style mumbly mean nerd who makes everyone uncomfortable with her relentless cruel jabs

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

unfortunately for ken paxton, trump has discovered that it absolutely kills with the crowd whenever he does the bit about how ken paxton looks and sounds like shit, so now the joke is a must-do on the midterm speaking tour.

[🇨🇦 @BizzleSwag31]

These people are clinically insane walking around undiagnosed. It must be so sad being this dumb.

[ana @pelicinema]

i feel like the hollywood reporter could’ve done a little better then this 😭

[moonshot @moonshotmoo]

@sinnerati Like sorry but it’s actually so poorly done

[matt @mattjoans]

Realistically Carrie sitting in the middle of the other popular girls on her first day in real school, sweetly telling them she made her dress herself, would get immediately adopted into their circle and protected as someone who doesn’t know any better. In the books, Carrie is bullied not just for being an overweight outcast, but because she is also a religious fanatic who tells the other kids that they’re all going to hell. She doesn’t make much of an effort to be their friend either, being described as suspicious and rude. If you make Carrie a sweet baby angel who can do no wrong, it really flattens the antagonists here (her bullies) into evil (and unconvincing) stereotypes. Which is…. Fine but not as compelling as the source material

[moonshot @moonshotmoo]

@mchalemackenzie They really said “do a puppy pile” for the first one and they actually did it lmaoo

[moonshot @moonshotmoo]

@somuchhappenin_ Wait he also collects baseball cards??

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
no checks have been issued

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

giddy as hell at these students’ trauma

[Jack @depression2019]

Steve Jobs rolling in his grave over this crease in the new foldable iPhone

[jade! ADULTS SPOILERS @coopersjake]

I'M CRYING 😭😭 OWENNNN 😭😭

[moonshot @moonshotmoo]

@Sofatherjo_ I was gonna say…maybe wait until the film is done to announce his movies because the likelihood that he’ll walk is very high

[Keith Maniac, from Guatemala @from_maniac]

Does "lookalike" no longer mean what it meant before?

[moonshot @moonshotmoo]

@from_maniac Tbh he looks like jason schwartzman

[white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty]

Taking a Barry’s class first thing in the morning and proceeding about your day without taking a shower is diabolical

[emma @agrosserlook]

shane gillis has to have blackmail on lorne michaels to warrant him hosting saturday night live 3 seperate times despite being fired from the show for being an unfunny racist