Ralph Skidders

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

New STD called "feelings" ... Don't catch that shit.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Kerry praises China on North Korea efforts, but criticizes its action on Snowden http://t.co/GegUkqfr9y

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

When he went deaf, Beethoven hacked the legs off his piano and wrote music by feeling the vibrations! Details ---> http://t.co/8pFjfMh0GV

[Ralph Skidders @moonskidders]

@Hilarious_Idiot @Funny_Truth how they gonna smoke that underwater? Hot piece of lava

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Video: Russian rocket crashes in Kazakhstan http://t.co/qU0uu93n1j &

[TIME @TIME]

How earthquakes heal themselves and why that’s important | http://t.co/1XpXTz3I9y

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Sorry Facebook, you keep saying you've changed, but it's too late. I'm already in love with someone else, and it's Twitter.

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

"What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women."

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

All the characters from Winnie the Pooh have mental disorders, Winnie the Pooh actually has an eating disorder.

[Windspeaker @windspeakernews]

Via Calgary Herald: Aboriginals feel neglected amid the devastation | Our Daily Blog http://t.co/Uol4Qo5Isg

[The Associated Press @AP]

AP VIDEO: Police seek man who appears on hidden camera repeatedly beating NJ woman in front of her child. http://t.co/m91KtYmLQd

[TIME @TIME]

WATCH: Ancient Egyptian statue moves on its own and no one knows why. Prank? Ghosts? | http://t.co/ok3yzGIuwT

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

That awkward moment when you're watching Pocahontas

[CTV National News @CTVNationalNews]

Obama laid out a key condition today to approving the #KeystoneXL pipeline. @RobertFife has details next http://t.co/ev5Q3RUP8F #cdnpoli