🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious

“sugma balls bro”— matt jeevas “not gonna say Remus is a slut. but he is a slut.” — robin flores

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

» ❛ ——— but i wont deny the fact i
am a ( 𝐰 𝐞 𝐫 𝐞 𝐰 𝐨 𝐥 𝐟 ) ❜

┈ remus lupin. werewolf.
one fourth of the marauders.
prefect. gryffindor.
marauders era only.

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

yeah like. totally as friends tho.

[‍ ‍𝙢͟𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ @arcadefIoor]

WOAH!

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

kisses @GRIMHAUNTlNG

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

i can do anything for the right price

[ℛosalia (semi-hiatus) @asribbontied]

that depends : can we change the clothes to blue?

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

i may be a sellout but i’m not a cheap sellout. what’s your price?

[ℛosalia (semi-hiatus) @asribbontied]

the company's costume department wants what this random ass teenager from the future has

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

@GRIMHAUNTlNG no literally like so what it happens every night and it’s only for me it’s not gay

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

🧍‍♂️

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you look dreadful, pisces. how will you change it?

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

mike…. hawt?? mikehawt.. mi— MATT

[‍ ‍𝙢͟𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ @arcadefIoor]

mike hawk.

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

who’s mike?

[‍ ‍𝙢͟𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ @arcadefIoor]

hey man, i’m not the court scribe, you’re gonna have to figure that out with mike.

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

write this down, i, remus lupin, will not ‘fond all’ deez nuts — nor will i sloberon them.

[‍ ‍𝙢͟𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ @arcadefIoor]

remus lupin be like i want to go ON RECORD before the court and state that i would not, in fact, sloberon deez nuts OR let them hit my face.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝘇 @MASSlVEDEAL]

you should at least enjoy a pair of deez nuts on your chin before you off yourself !!

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

… *sigh* what parodies?

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝘇 @MASSlVEDEAL]

but you haven't even seen parodies !!

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

oh my god i’m gonna k!ll myself

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝘇 @MASSlVEDEAL]

when deez nuts hit your face .

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

who’s wendy

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍* 𝘇 @MASSlVEDEAL]

don't worry about matty , we can go get wendy's .

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

… UGHHH!!!! I TAKE IT BACK — NO!!!!! I WILL NOT SLOBERON YOUR NUTS!!!!!

[‍ ‍𝙢͟𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ @arcadefIoor]

ah─heh… hee hee heheee.. haha. the Uhh… Pffftt. the fucking SLOBERON THESE NUTS DUUUUUUDE

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

omggg haha if you say so xxx lol wuu2?????? xx

[𝐒𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤. @GRIMHAUNTlNG]

wait no don't go back to hibernation you're so sexy aha

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

wait no… NO

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

sloberon??????

[‍ ‍𝙢͟𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ @arcadefIoor]

holy shit dude don’t go to your bed it’s been annexed by the sloberon

[🚬🐺 go into the woods call that penis mysterious @moonsloathing]

do not kiss my jumper, mary. it’s not been washed in a while.