elliot

primate enthusiast | annoying misanthrope

[elliot @moonsong111]

although i’m so excited to get back to reading

[elliot @moonsong111]

they’re calling it the most performative book purchases ever

[elliot @moonsong111]

camille preaker i received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

[elliot @moonsong111]

it’s a quarter after one…
i’m all alone and i need you now…

[elliot @moonsong111]

sometimes you gotta first think INSIDE the box

[elliot @moonsong111]

i stopped by the bar at 3 am to seek solace in a bottle or possibly a friend

and i woke up with a headache like my head against a board

[elliot @moonsong111]

i genuinely look exactly like this but with longer hair #twin my #fullname is elliot moonsong111 hill

[elliot @moonsong111]

@Orangutandreaaa I KNOW… what if i’m next…. it’s so hard being a niche twitter microcelebrity with 82 followers…

[elliot @moonsong111]

keep seeing oomfs reposted on instagram reels im scared

[elliot @moonsong111]

last night was a movie

[elliot @moonsong111]

talk to the hand because the face ain't listening

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

[in the middle of a severe panic attack triggered by thinking about the passage of time] i bet listening to seventeen by sharon van etten will be helpful right now

[elliot @moonsong111]

actually i broke no contact last friday and she did not care at all, #itsjoever

[elliot @moonsong111]

is it break no contact thursday guys…

[elliot @moonsong111]

is it break no contact friday guys…

[elliot @moonsong111]

@SZSPIRIA bette is so kind

[elliot @moonsong111]

if i fix you, will you hate me….

[elliot @moonsong111]

@lesbonobo you too moose!!!!

[elliot @moonsong111]

desperate housewives rewatch IMMINENT

[elliot @moonsong111]

my “very hard” crosswords have become too much so i’ve opted to just do the easy ones