being the clueless bimbo rep we need | ND writer, reader, pedestrian, (hozier listener) | 21 | devours and creates fantasy and romance. priv: @bambiranting
PIRATE WIP
🌾 pirates + multiple worlds + romantic fantasy
🌾 wholesome fluff mixed with suffering and torture
🌾confused fmc and goth pirate overlord LI
🌾castles and balls!
🌾slow burn with excessive pining and denial
🌾 respectful hygienic pirates
🌾 found family
I used to have a dog that would bark if you told him to "bark-woof!" And somehow in my head that's become a term I use when I'm feral for something. I'm bark woofing so hard rn
when you have an infinite number of writing ideas but they're not actually ideas they're just vague notes you keep in your brain and are like "I'll use that sometime" but they're so indistinct or specific that it hasn't happened yet
however I love the culture of everyone celebrating it like it's a universal holiday :') I do not love the way big industries and politicians are trying to capitalize on it LIKE
I love the whole barbenheimer thing and I can't wait to see them but good lord I've grown weary from seeing it nonstop everywhere. I cannot blink without seeing cillian Murphy's face in my eyelids. I cannot escape Ryan gosling's silly quotes and the barbie screencaps
Have I ever mentioned that time when I was like 10ish and became ADDICTED to onions like I legitimately could not go a day without them or else I would feel The Need