professionalyapper69

queer nerd with adhd 🇦🇪

[gaby ⊹ @flwrsdnp]

youtube ads shrinking into a little tab that you need to dismiss at the bottom corner of ur screen has to be the most annoying ass update ever

[م☆ @mariiigoldxs33d]

the golden pig whispering capitalist propaganda into phils ear when dans not around

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it

[Brooke 🌟 @BrookeIsABook]

@phandomeden i regret not getting one of these omgg

[selena @dinofpinof]

things dan and phil have confirmed that would kill a victorian phannie:
- they pushed their beds together
- they kiss all the time
- they’ve dating for 16 years
- they cuddle
- d ❤️ p
- dan gets sappy and in love when drunk

[steph @hxllanov]

happy pride month to this iconic scene

[lily @lastdiscophil]

pov: your partner of 16 years that you moved in with after knowing each other for 6 months just told you he thinks you moved too quickly

[alex 🐌 @snaillester]

the german language is really beautiful sometimes because u could mix up one vowel and suddenly the upcoming weather is hot and gay

[professionalyapper69 @moony13witch]

@urstinkyyyy and spätzle!!

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[professionalyapper69 @moony13witch]

@lizzievampir @DanAndPhilGAMES

[liz (^з^)-☆ PUPPY DAN♡ ♡ ♡ @lizzievampir]

true story

[Kat⁶³ @GR63racha]

you‘ll never know someone is german until one day something pisses them off and they drop a merz leck eier out of nowhere

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

and if I say the reason why all of a sudden we jumped to 35° in may here in europe, it's cuz you all can't stop loving those ai generated fruits videos

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

People using dan and phil as proof for shipping larry stylinson is actually driving me insane. PLEASE WATCH THE HARD LAUNCH VIDEO 😭😭 It is time to let Larry go now 😭😭

[Flame (炎) @yanti8ve]

This is me

[dre @hudfein]

hrtwt never wants to do fun headcannons like “shane’s hair shampoo smells like blueberries” or “ilya has an ig page for anya” they go straight to one of the characters being homophobic