moonbitch™

a home wrecker with a heart of gold

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

I'm just gonna stay a little drunk forever

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancers who are we holding a grudge against now

[Keith Edge @KeithxEdge]

The best fucking thing in the world is sitting down & having a nice cup of coffee

[De Elizabeth @deelizabeth_]

Actually the sluttiest thing a man can do is open both doors of Helm’s Deep at the same time

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

I love not drinking caffeine for weeks at a time and then when I get back into it I go absolutely bonkers

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

owwie

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

Yes I’m drunk yes I’m blasting the RENT broadway soundtrack

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: what’s your emergency
Cancer: I’m looking for true love bitch

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

Finally a book that's actually useful.

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

How quickly pity leads to love.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

hamlet getting murdered by laertes: thanks

[Azie Dungey @AzieDee]

I want more Americans to spend time abroad so that they are more reasonably embarrassed about the state of their society. We are like the kid at school who doesn’t realize they need deodorant yet.

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

JUST found out they’re making a Moon Knight miniseries

[SZA @sza]

Time reveals all things.

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

@ca_rly_ Mood

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

@TigerTaters Just how I’ve usually cut them. But my hair has gotten so long idk if that’s a good idea

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

someone stop me from cutting my bangs

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

not the hood firing their guns off in the air bc of a sportball game

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

Natural Born Killers is on hbomax aka don’t ever talk to me again I’m busy

[moonbitch™ @moony_caps]

An online fidget spinner??? The point is to give my hand a task to do you dummies not to click a stinky button