Moony Caesar

Platinum Either Way™️

[Moony Caesar @moonycaesar]

New single dropping soon!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we all had a dream like this before

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how it actually feels going to the movies by yourself

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

RIP vine but this might be the best thing that came out of it

[reece @wannabereece]

end up like this

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

I could never ruin my mornings like this

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

When you visit someone and you already smell weed and hear trap music

[DAHBOSS 💸 @dahboss_vibez]

I never laughed this hard in so long 😂😂😂

[Shunsui Kyōraku @connectwkyoraku]

🇯🇵❤️

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Internet please make this a trend

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

now watching , a nigga in the bathroom said it was trash but he didn’t wash his hands so no way i’m taking him seriously

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Dear son,

Porn is artificial sex.
Alcohol is artificial fun.
Junk food is artificial food.
Drugs are artificial happiness.
Smoking is artificial relaxation.
Celebrities are artificial role models.
Social media is artificial communication.

Don't sacrifice the real thing for cheap dopamine.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Druski's story is insane.

In 2017, Drew Desbordes was a 23-year-old sports analytics major at Georgia Southern who got depressed, stopped going to class, and dropped out after two semesters. His mom cried when he told her. He moved into her living room in Gwinnett County, Georgia, propped his phone on a shelf, and started filming character skits on Instagram. The handle was @Druski2funny.

For almost three years, nothing happened. He was broke. He played a record exec character named Kyle Rogger that nobody outside his feed knew.

Then COVID hit. Nobody was going outside, so they tuned into his Instagram Lives. March 2020, Lil Yachty puts him in the "Oprah's Bank Account" video. Five months later, Drake casts him in "Laugh Now Cry Later." Druski has called it the moment that changed his life.

The part nobody talks about: he turned the parody into the real business. Coulda Been Records started as a satire of label gatekeepers. He's said he studied Suge Knight and Sean Combs to build the bit. Then he flipped the joke into a real label, a real touring company, and a real production studio. Streaming platforms passed on his shows. He self-funded "Coulda Been Love" and "Coulda Been House" through 4lifers Entertainment, the company he founded in 2023.

The Coulda Woulda Shoulda tour grossed $2.5M. Coulda Fest sold out State Farm Arena. The 2025 ten-city arena tour with Snoop, Wiz, Jack Harlow, and Chief Keef sold out every date. Forbes ranked him #9 on the top creators list at $14M earned in 2025. He owns equity in Happy Dad Hard Seltzer. He owns an FCF League team. He shot a Super Bowl spot for Dunkin'.

Eight and a half years from a phone propped on a shelf in his mom's living room to hosting the BET Awards.

He couldn't get into the industry. So he built a parody of it. Now the parody is hosting it.

[✧ @cessonmute]

In case you forgot:

We live on a planet where whales sing songs that travel for miles. Where trees can recognize their own offspring and protect them underground. Where dolphins give each other names and where lightning can create glass in the sand. Where horses can read human emotions. Where rain has a smell before it even arrives and where the ocean can glow in the dark. A planet where the stars we see might not even exist anymore.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts