thinking about that time I downloaded an app with a cute bird and I thought it was just a silly virtual pet because I didn't read the description and then the bird fucking died at the end and I spent 4 hours crashing out and cried so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye
for whatever fucking reason my dumbass decided today's the day to rotate my entire wardrobe from winter to summer I hope to hell that I can get this crap done or I'll be sleeping on 25 pounds of clothes tonight
every time owen throws a hissy fit about cristina not wanting kids I get the urge to stick my hand through the screen and rip his stupid ginger head off
reverse parking one handed with the windows down blasting red wine supernova and then making direct eye contact with the fucker in the giant beefed up pickup truck to assert my dominance