Michelle S. Reed

Writer/artist/panicker/music-maker/horror enthusiast.

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[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

wake me up when there's a Drive Shaft reunion

https://t.co/jLhiPtPWKn

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

find myself really missing The Toast today

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

@adultmomband it's perfect

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

You are currently president

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

how can we get them to keep making more Spiderman movies instead of an HP TV series

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

really a tragedy that we'll never have needle drops from brat in original gossip girl episodes I can't stop imagining Blair Waldorf scheming while 365 or Von dutch plays xoxo

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

it is absolutely nuts that it's normal in academia to post a job that requires 2+ letters of reference and at least one Master's degree with no pay range

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

this comment on reddit is the best take on the new Swift album I have seen

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Feels kind of silly to have to say this but damage to property is not violent. Shooting college students in the face with rubber bullets is extremely violent however. Hope that helps

[Akela Lacy @akela_lacy]

"dissent must never lead to disorder" is a pretty remarkable thing to say in a country founded on both of those things

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

I’m so glad people are getting a glimpse at how disgusting the academic structures have become, how abusive they are to faculty and students, and how infected they are by tinpot middle-manager authoritarians tasked with laundering money through the larger system.

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

I'm selling monoprints! All of these are one-of-a-kind prints made with gel printing plates and acrylics.

https://t.co/pq0GH8lUYQ

[Reverb @reverb]

Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to... 🍓 https://t.co/iHexY3W6XU

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

It feels impossible to say/tweet this without sounding pretentious, but I'll risk it: if you claim to love horror and only watch American movies, you're missing out on a lot of the best and weirdest stuff (& robbing yourself of a well-rounded horror education!)

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

imagining Bojack narrating the Will Arnett Reese's commercials

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

Thank you to @WatershedCSUC for re-publishing this poem in their 10th anniversary edition! I wrote this after being followed down the street by a man catcalling me in Chicago & it remains one of my favorite things I've written.
https://t.co/rsb9IrjW4J

[Michelle S. Reed @mooochelle]

My favorite EP of Gossip Girl is S4E19 "Petty in Pink" bc it gave us this scene where Lily sits in front of a framed photo of herself that is very obviously a still of her from this same ep, in the same hair & costume

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

so what that i’m a person who needs to give myself an eternal pep talk just to stay alive