little al

she/her. smoothie queen

[little al @mooreasunshine]

The southern hemisphere gets it right, new years should absolutely happen during summer.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Walking around target at the Glendale galleria eating a bun from dtf. #livin

[little al @mooreasunshine]

I am a glutton for one thing, and one thing ONLY. And that’s punishment. 🥲

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Hi I’m putting out a song IN ONE WEEK.
You can presave it w the link in my bio or whatever but pls listen next Sunday aka my 30th birthday.
It’ll mean the world to me.
🥹🥹🥹 @ Los Angeles, California https://t.co/2ZFTT5qjDa

[little al @mooreasunshine]

@Yellowstone is just a soap opera with horses, fences, and cowboy hats. Prove me wrong.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

ACAB except for the ONE exception: retired SFPD detective Adrian Monk.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

The amount of adult men I’ve made call their mom for their birth time proves I’m an Aquarius.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Ah the dulcet tones of rave music in an Uber at 430am. And we’re talking early 430, not late 430.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

@haley_sc0 Lying 💅

[little al @mooreasunshine]

You either tuck your shirts into your underwear or you’re lying.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

It’s okay to be sad, but also how can you be with this thing around?

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Today I had spicy water. In Germany it’s classified as medicine apparently. Weird.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

I don’t trust people who can relax in jeans.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Real friends accompany you to the grove when you’re forced to go.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

I just overheard a young teen telling her mom and little brother that they’re all colonisers and it made my day. I’ve got faith in gen z.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Honestly solid name choice.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Today I babysat a 4 year old. When I asked the names of all of his fish, he contently replied, “they’re all called Marshall.”

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Every time I hear “Kremlin” on the news, I think of this specific gremlin.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

Narcissists be narcissisting.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

They’re currently snoring in unison and I’m not mad.

[little al @mooreasunshine]

The only snores that don’t make me physically angry are my pets snores.