Emily Moore

I'm a verbal processor.

[Emily Moore @moorebetterer]

When you know the reason for the season, but you still lit.

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Sperm trying to get to the egg. #Superbowl #NFL

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@sarah_urmston RILED

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@crdschurch Hope our car doesn't break down. We can't afford it. #relevant

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Friend - "Are you wearing highlighter?"
Me - "No, that's just my sweat."

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"I once had a crush on this guy next door. He looked like Aladdin and had a Vespa."

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Anyone trying to IHOP?

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@noahurmston Thought that was Miley Cyrus and got so jelly for a sec

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@noahurmston Hope she gets absolutely spoiled on her day 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

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Get a girl who can do both

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"What do you use most, tweeter or instagram? I don't twit." - Dad

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Hulu is that ex that won't give up.

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Going to pick 2 lucky winners to accompany me when I get my wisdom teeth out. https://t.co/RDJwb8hgvU

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@AJUrmston Lay off.

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Job application questionnaire is going better than expected 😊

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Call me Sabotage Mcgee 2k17.

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I tried to get my sweatshirt out of the locker and photobombed someone's elbow on hip gym picture.

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Used to wear these blades bare foot.

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LIT

[Emily Moore @moorebetterer]

@sarah_urmston Just call me Mother Tearesa