Max Miller

Life. #BTTE 🐻⬇️

[Max Miller @moosebaron50]

I saw this woman texting on the highway the other day and I was so pissed I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her. The nerve of some people...

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My son in-law asked me to teach him how to grill and I might have ruined him.

My daughter got married three years ago. Her husband, Kyle, is a good guy, works in IT, polite, laughs at my jokes even when they're not funny.

But the man cannot grill.

Last summer they hosted a Fourth of July BBQ. Kyle was in charge of the burgers, i watched him flip them eleven times in six minutes. They came out gray, dry, tragic.

I didn't say anything, my wife kicked me under the table twice as a reminder.

Two weeks ago Kyle calls me.

Kyle: Hey, Can I ask you something?

Me: Sure.

Kyle: Would you teach me how to grill? Like, actually grill?

I was honored, genuinely.

Me: Absolutely, come over Saturday.

He showed up at noon with a notebook, A notebook.

Me: You're not taking notes.

Kyle: I want to remember.

Me: It's grilling, not calculus.

I started with the basics, Charcoal vs gas, heat zones, when to flip, the importance of letting meat rest.

He's writing everything down.

Then I got to seasoning.

Me: Most people overthink it, salt, pepper, garlic powder. That's it. You don't need seventeen spices.

Kyle: What about marinades?

Me: Waste of time unless you're doing chicken.

Kyle: Really?

Me: You're adding moisture to something you're about to dry out with fire. Doesn't make sense.

He wrote that down.

Then I said, "And if anyone ever tells you to flip a steak more than once, you walk away from that person."

Kyle: Why?

Me: Because they don't respect the steak.

He stared at me.

Kyle: Are you serious?

Me: Completely.

I could see his brain trying to figure out if I was messing with him. I wasn't.

We grilled for three hours, burgers, steaks, brats. He did great, listened, didn't rush, the kid has potential.

At the end I sent him home with leftovers and a meat thermometer.

Me: Use this, don't guess.

Last weekend my daughter calls.

My daugther: What did you do to Kyle?

Me: What do you mean?

Her: He's obsessed, he bought a new grill, he's watching YouTube videos, he tried to explain 'heat zones' to his mom, she had no idea what he was talking about."

Me: That's good.

Her: He grilled chicken at 9pm last night because he wanted to 'practice his sear.'

Me: Sounds like he's taking it seriously.

Her: Dad, He told my coworker her husband was 'disrespecting the steak.'

I started laughing.

Her: That's not funny, she thought he was crazy.

Me: He's not wrong.

Her: You created a monster.

Me: I created a man who knows how to grill.

She hung up on me.

Yesterday Kyle sent me a picture of a ribeye with perfect grill marks.

The text said: "Flipped once."

I've never been prouder.

[Zeroxy @Zeroxy_]

Can someone who lives in the kansas area please forward this to the authorities, i don't know what I'm able to do from Norway but this person randomly said this in my twitch chat and didnt comment further. RTs appreciated as I really need someone from kansas to see this.

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

This the news about Black People that never go viral, I wonder why!!! His name is Jeremiah Bledsoe.

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Imagine someone telling you in 2010 that the guy on the left would become Mr. Taylor Swift & the guy on the right would be a finalist for Sexiest Man Alive:

[100T Nadeshot @Nadeshot]

I need a Chicago tavern style pizza, 45 degree weather and a Bears game on Sunday night football IMMEDIATELY.

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Balls that survive 18 holes get retired to the putting mat. I call it Ballhalla.

[Green Light with Chris Long @greenlight]

Matthew Stafford had a front-row seat to Caleb Williams’ miracle touchdown throw

[Ned Middles @NedMiddles1]

When BILL MURRAY filmed KINGPIN, they needed to shoot him bowling 3 strikes. The Farrelly Brothers told the hundreds of extras to keep their energy up because it could take him a while. Murray immediately rolls 3 strikes in a row and the crowd erupted in genuine amazement.

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The streets will never forget Derrick Rose

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

RT for a chance to win one of these draft hats SIGNED by Caleb Wilson & Dailyn Swain 👀

[Max Miller @moosebaron50]

@davebftv @BearsFanTV This hat is sick dude

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Madden use to feel like a real NFL Broadcast 😂

[mo love @rubiabandito]

presented with 0 context

[jeff @DedicationHoops]

like bro tell me this isn’t the most aura they’ve had since like 2011

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

From the Lone Star State to the Windy City.

Welcome to Chicago, Dailyn Swain!

[Caleb Wilson @CalebWilson2025]

SEE RED! 🔴🐂

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It was always Caleb Wilson.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Tight End University: Class of 2026

[Max Miller @moosebaron50]

@FreddyLA7 As someone from Amish country I promise they wouldn’t mind. The courtesy is nice but you can still take a pic or a video without showing the people if you want to show your friends and family

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

We are getting old