Michael Ratliff

Devoted single father, active Freemason, horse racing fan, connoisseur of bourbon, and pro Oxford Comma.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

No matter how capable a person may be, no one can survive alone. We depend on the community in which we live. By dedicating ourselves to the welfare of others, we actually bring about our own benefit. As soon as I wake in the morning, I dedicate myself to helping others to be happy, which gives me self-confidence and inner strength.

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

I haven’t posted since 2023 and I still have nothing to say.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

You know, I just discovered that mixing cottage cheese and blue cheese for breakfast is a bad life choice.

[Southern Indiana Bear @SoINBear]

You know you're a bear when your morning breath smells like a salmon stream.

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

HEY! WHAT THE HELL⁉ That’s just not right, @Letterman. I’m taking off to watch Cobert.

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

Sometimes, I daydream about what it would be like if Dave were still hosting CBS’s Late Show. 🤔hum.

💭 <fade to the old set of Late Night with Dave Lettermen> 💭

CC: @Letterman
#Boilermakers
#PurdueFootball

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

And the number one things never spoken by Purdue Fans in 2023.

№ 1 - “Darrell Hazel”

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

Stop Pretending https://t.co/dJan2bTfka via @YouTube

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

Recreational Therapist
Evidence-Based Interventions on @Bonfire https://t.co/Lba6J2vBkT

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

@GothamChess Are you guessing their ELO?

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

If you need to cancel an Uber but want to avoid the cancellation fee, just text the driver, “Can’t wait to see you!” #WeTweet

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

@TomDienhart1 Purdue

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

This is the dude on #NPR this morning. Let’s see if we can get it in the charts. https://t.co/pyVgsuVnYj

[Michael Ratliff @moosebonsai]

https://t.co/gxPo8FypUQ

[Alexandra Botez @alexandrabotez]

Thank you everyone ❤️🥺