manna

“I don’t know. If I knew, I’d know, ya know?” Theo Von

[manna @moosecakes0]

I think about you all the time 🧡

[culture @notgwendalupe]

29 years ago, Backstreet Boys released "Everybody"

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

The goat was practicing a charge, but my cat thought it was a sign of affection.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

The creator of Minions explaining why they are all men: "Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn't imagine Minions being girls.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Ashley ❤️‍🔥 @ashley_8123]

still can’t believe taylor alison swift wrote the lyric “as if the street lights pointed in an arrowhead leading us home” four whole years prior to meeting her husband

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[calma uma porra @patroamesmo]

humanas deveriam aderir

[izzy ☁️ @theprophizzy]

"authors should be glad taylor doesn't write books" "models should be glad taylor never took to the runway" bitch WE should be glad her chosen career path wasn't serial killer 😭 she'd be like a blonde jigsaw

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

All Men lie so naturally, I'm starting to believe Adam ate the apple himself and blamed Eve without hesitation. That's probably why the evidence is still stuck in their throats.

[Mia ♡ @Nglmia_x]

I got my period halfway through a 10-hour shift.
Checked my bag. Nothing.
Asked a few girls if they had a spare pad. Nobody did.
I was already planning which hoodie to tie around my waist when one of the guys on my team overheard.
He disappeared.
15 minutes later he came back with a pharmacy bag.
“My sister said these are the right ones. If not, blame her.”
Inside:
• pads
• chocolate
• painkillers
• a bottle of water
I offered to pay him back.
He looked genuinely confused.
“For what? It’s a medical situation, not a business transaction.”
Then he walked away.
The internet keeps telling me decent men are extinct.
Meanwhile this guy treated my period like an emergency supply mission and recruited his sister as a consultant. 😭

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

menstrual blood is the only blood not spilled in violence, yet it is the blood that society is most disgusted by.

[manna @moosecakes0]

im being dramatic, but the sherwin williams app sucks compared to how it used to be. 😤😥 so irritating.

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

buffalo chicken dip and a scream marathon kinda day

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

🛸👽

[manna @moosecakes0]

I need some hot tasty french fries dipped in a chocolate shake

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal

[Mads @europemaxxed]

bumming a cigarette when you're drunk on a night out