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[mee who @mooseismee]

“The newest product from Apple is an onion?”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Stauffers doesn’t care about you - I do!”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Is that all I am to you? Just a spoon?”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“I don’t see you as an octopus though. I see you as Danny Devito.”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Who flirts over ham??”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Maybe crying and pooping everything out was helpful.” #quoteswithoutcontext

[mee who @mooseismee]

“I hope she gets my eyes cause yours are always rolling.”

[mee who @mooseismee]

“They’re the golden standard for terrible.”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Ahhh, what’s that called.. soup.”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Are you having a hard time coping? You look like a marionette-ed cricket...”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“I don’t know what time it is. I don’t understand time right now.”

“You have a watch on..”

[Mo. @MoAshlei]

One of y’all said that adulthood is just constantly cleaning the kitchen and yes. Accurate.

[mee who @mooseismee]

“You don’t write “Spongebob and Patrick” with an ampersand!”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“Salad’s an endurance sport.”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

“It looks like a murder scene.
... of like.. a snail.”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

Women’s sizes are like an ancient secret designed to offend and confuse all of us.

[mee who @mooseismee]

“I forgot what a strawberry looks like.”

[mee who @mooseismee]

“Thou art a.... a caboose.”

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[mee who @mooseismee]

😂😂

[mee who @mooseismee]

“Stop telling me to vote, I already did!”

- a common refrain around our house any time someone tries to watch YouTube or pull up social media.