taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle
playing RE 2 remake for the first time and just got to the part where Ada says "where's leon when i need him" and immediately bursted out laughing cuz i remembered this fucking video
2 gay sheep rescued from getting slaughtered after refusing to mate with females now live out their lives in peace with a german farmer who raise Gay Sheeps
pickles are literally just cucumbers that went thru something & came out more valuable & desired. u got this, you're just fermenting. soon you'll be a pickle.
Holding my friend’s baby knowing that in 15 years I’ll run into them at the grocery store and be like “I held you when you were a baby” and he’ll be like god this man is annoying