John Pelkey

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@Scorpio_Karen18 That's how you know its actual limits, those warnings and manuals were written by chickens. 😆😆

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@Scorpio_Karen18 My motto in life is, "Don't be part of the problem, be the WHOLE problem. "

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@Scorpio_Karen18 I like all the AHS seasons except Roanoke, my favourite is a toss up between Freak Show and Coven though.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@Scorpio_Karen18

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

Sunset in Portimão, Portugal.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@RpsAgainstTrump A marshal will be accompanying you and doing all the scoring.

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@Scorpio_Karen18 Although today I got to wish my little girl Happy Mother's day and seeing her so happy with her little family brings a whole new kind of joy. Happy Mother's Day to you as well !

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@baseballchickie Happy birthday!!

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@Scorpio_Karen18 Yeah I just go down to Cornwall and buy from someone on there front lawn lol.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@Scorpio_Karen18 Poetic and perky. A perfect combination.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@iLizzyBee @smalls2672 @karolineleavitt I have the pics to prove it lol

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@HockeyRenegade Sorry, can't like this lol.

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@mobinfiltrator I only ever target the head as a distractionary blow. In my experience pretty much anything works better for pain compliance.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@lilwaynekennedy @mobinfiltrator Except they don't have any guns that I can see.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@TheCinesthetic This and The Postman. I love them both.

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@milkybunniis

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@MsAshBash420 Rent it out to an aspiring wizard?

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@MsAshBash420 Pretty sure he couldn't help it. 😉

[John Pelkey @moosewing3]

@FBIDirectorKash I also say stupid shit when I'm drunk.