LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫

I've never faked a sarcasm in my life...me/ myself/I

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Statement from Sen. Fetterman’s Spokesperson:

“During an early morning walk, Senator Fetterman sustained a fall near his home in Braddock.

Out of an abundance of caution, he was transported to a hospital in Pittsburgh.

Upon evaluation, it was established he had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up that led to Senator Fetterman feeling light-headed, falling to the ground and hitting his face with minor injuries.

Senator Fetterman had this to say: ‘If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now!’

He is doing well and receiving routine observation at the hospital. He has opted to stay so doctors can fine-tune his medication regimen.

Senator Fetterman is grateful for the EMTs, doctors, and nurses who are providing his care.”

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

UCSD’s “Math 2” course teaches grade-school math (grades 1–8) to freshmen. From page 49 of the university’s own report:

• 25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
• 61% of students, a large majority, couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred
• 37% of students couldn't subtract fractions

UCSD is ranked as the nation's 5th best public university. Universities are cooked.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

A pilot spent three hours in the Canadian sky creating the outline of a soldier in their flight path on Tuesday — a tribute in honor of the country's Remembrance Day.

Full story: https://t.co/gnrRrZWHop

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

They beat the shit out of the Trump supporter and he got arrested

Violence against the right is legal. That know it's legal and they think that is funny

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

This isn’t Paris Hilton
It’s Paris Jackson

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Paris Hilton is a mess. She shows what drug use did to the insides of her nose. Don’t do drugs. Not even once.

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

As a result of Prop 50 passing in California last night, blood red Huntington Beach, which has all Republicans on its city council & is a MAGA stronghold, will be represented by progressive Democrat Congressman Robert Garcia as part of a newly gerrymandered District 42.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

JUST IN - New York Post front page after Mamdani wins mayor election

[Jennifer Van Laar @jenvanlaar]

Newsom's Election Rigging Act Passes; CA Congressional Republicans Are on the Brink of Extinction https://t.co/WD4ljl6sYo

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

Good luck New York.. you’re going to need it.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins New York City mayoral election

[Henry Olsen @henryolsenEPPC]

@DecisionDeskHQ Democrats are on track to gain 13 VA House seats, giving them 64 out of 100. Massive landslide win in the offing.

36/x

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Mikie Sherrill (D) will be the next Governor of New Jersey.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: The Kentucky’s governor has announced that at least three people have been killed and 11 others injured in the Louisville plane crash. He also warned that the death toll is expected to rise as emergency crews continue search and rescue operations.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

BREAKING: A UPS McDonnell Douglas MD-11 has crashed at Louisville International Airport in Kentucky, according to BNO News.

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

Another doc appt.. switched to new antibiotic..and a stronger cough med..
if this doesn’t work doc mentioned hospitalization..
Pray that it works..

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

Pneumonia is kicking my ass.

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

@wallybert !!!
meep meep

[Trey Yingst @TreyYingst]

Attorney General Bondi revealed that two men were arrested in Michigan, accused of stockpiling weapons for an ISIS-linked attack on U.S. soil.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Flashback: 1 year ago, Selzer released a poll with Kamala Harris up 3% in Iowa. MSNBC popped champagne.

Kamala Harris lost Iowa by 13%.

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

@nypost

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

@IrishTea1 Isn’t it great!?! Makes me tear up everytime

[LaurieAnn 🧚🏻‍♂️💫 @mooshakins]

Adorable’ 🥰

[Sunday Briefing @SundayBriefFNC]

TRICK OR TREAT: The Doocy family dresses up for Halloween at the White House! @pdoocy @PressSec @FoxNews