zombimamiiii

kush & orange juice, I think I’m funny, if you know, you know

[zombimamiiii @mooshoodoodoo]

Dis me tho coming home to AHS and my bong already packed

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

me trying to explain to Gen Z the significance Closer by The Chainsmokers had on us

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

The plan is to erase physical knowledge so they can monetize it.

[7rq @gloccnim]

when u poop n ur stomach ache goes away>>>

[The Sims Nostalgia @Sims_Nostalgia]

The sheer joy this image gives me 🥹

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Earning $100k a year in the $5 footlong era must have felt so good

[tHomas @fettiroma_]

I can’t describe to people who weren’t there what a moment this was. If you know you know.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Jimothy you have my sword

[#brinitytruther ੈ✩‧₊˚ @brinitytruther]

bryce is so funny for posting this lmaooooooo

[esra @1989healy]

It’s called somebody else by the 1975

[Nakul @wtf_nakul7]

POV: When your situation is so cooked you can't even find it on reddit

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[@sindizulu86 @sindizulu86]

Me showing up at the bar again after they put me in the uber to go home 😅😅😅😅

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

We get to be glad when rapists die.

We get to be glad when abusers die.

We get to be glad when evil men die.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Coming into my shift having slept less hours than I'm working

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

a new bombshell has entered hell

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Lindsey Graham right now

[zombimamiiii @mooshoodoodoo]

@poordart

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious